Do you think the Christian god could benefit from some anger management courses?
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He needs nothing from us. But if you want to be saved, go to Jesus
He doesn’t exist but many of his loyal soldiers certainly could.
Yep
How about a public speaking seminar?
Because he seems awfully shy.
and the islamic god. and the jewish. theyre all the same angry jerk n e way
you haven’t seen His anger yet
No. But you could benefit from actually interpreting the bible correctly..
No. He told everyone in the New Testament that someone had to die for sins. As time went on, he realized he didn’t want to kill anyone, but if he went back on his word all of his other promises would be worthless. So, he decided the person that would die would be him. Pretty selfless if you ask me.
Definitely…if he actually existed.
But supposing he doesn’t, it’s all of those religious zealots that need it.
It was my understanding the “Jewish God” is considered far worse, ordering all those genocides, etc.
yes, especially the old testament one.
Oh dear my poor brain you are so silly and the christian god he is taking AA classes for drug abuse go figure
um, it’d be mean to dump him on some poor counselor who’d probably end up an innocent victim
Sweetie, would you mind doing this first and showing me how to handle this….
Ya see, The Christian GOD kinda scares me….
AS HE SHOULD YOU…!!!!
do you recall who judged king DAViD for his sins? was it the LORD or was it DAViD by his own mouth?
do you think that long before you were born that you made promises as to what you were going to to with your life on earth when you got here and do you think you’re accomplishing them now?
That would be like sending a grasshopper to Collage.
His anger was deflected toward his son, who suffered all the agony of the sins of the world, cut off from his Father, “forsaken.” As the scripture says, “he who knew no sin became sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in him.”
Yours in Christ, Nick
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